opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

(via guy)

Sunday, April 20 with 197,399 notes

forcefields:

forcefields:

what did Shakespeare say when he was having relationship troubles?

"to bae or not to bae?"

(via contort)

Sunday, April 20 with 3,203 notes
person: only god can judge me
god: slut

Thursday, April 3 with 11,760 notes